Tragedy at Hannenheim

The Tragedy at Hannenheim was one of the most catostrophic event ever to take place on earth. Before the formation of The Actual Strange Booty Adventure Crew, Actual Friends resided in a town called Hannenheim, there, they lived in peace spreading their shit-posts and shock videos throughout the group. That is, until one off day at work, Zswags booty got so tight it collapsded in on itself, creating a black hole so dense it pulled in nearly all of the inhabitants of the city, crushing them into a singularity. The Actual Friends accessed the sitiuation quickly, Beige Rocklathe came up with a plan to destroy the singularity in Zswag's tight booty. His plan involved shooting Analius Boobflope into the singularity. The idea was that Analius had so much cancer the it would be impossible for the black hole to pull it all in. The plan succeeded, the black hole exploded shooting out a massive quasar of cancerous energy, leveling the town, but saving the planet.

Subsequent to the Tragedy
Afterwards, Zswag went missing. The Actual Strange Booty Adventure Crew (Still called 'Actual Friends' at the time) had Hypothesized that Zswag was still alive because the black hole in his tight anus couldn't possibly exist in the first place without a source. After a lot of thinking of where he might be, the group could not come up with a solution to where he was. That is when the Actual Strange Booty Adventure Crew reluctantly decided to ask The Mighty McSwoogles for help, because he was said to be all knowing n shit. But, to the Crew's surprise, not EVEN The Mighty McSwoogles could find him, or even a trace of his swag. That is when Joe Hansen decided to change the name of the group to The Actual Strange Booty Adventure Crew, after his grandfather Strange-Treasure Hansen, and in order to represent their search for the Zswag and his tight booty.

Faggotry in Hannenheim: A Foreword
Before the Tragedy at Hannenheim, the Actual Friends lived in Harmoney in Hannenheim. They would frolic through the 4chan and vines spreading their shit post all throughout the group, and growing severe autism at the lunch table. It wasn't until Zswag's booty started get reealll tight, that the problems started occuring. Zswag's booty began getin' tight around 45BC, but it wasn't until 1948 that his booty started to get reealll tight and started causing problems like leukemia due to the gamma radiation emitted from the core of his tight ass. The group foolishly decided to ignore the problem and didn't take action until it was too late.