Beige Rocklathe's Notable Trumpet

Beige Rocklathe's Notable Trumpet was originally unremarkable until one day Beige t̶i̶c̶k̶l̶e̶d̶ Molested it's ivories and laid down a sweet bassline. The biggest hit Beige ever wrote on his famous Trumpet was the song All Star with his first band, The Beige Rocklathe Experience, which would later go on to become the band Nickelback. The Notable Trumpet has gone into hiding after the events of 9/11 when Abraham H.W. Nixon, former God Emperor Supreme of Faux news blamed the Notable Trumpet for all the worlds problems. Ancient Alien theorist believe that one day the trumpet will return and bring with it one thousand years of darkness and despair.

The Notable Trumpet's Early life and Conception
The Notable Trumpet was born on 20 April 1889 at the Gasthof zum Pommer, an inn located at Salzburger Vorstadt 15, Braunau am Inn, Austria-Hungary, a town on the border with Bavaria, Germany.  He was the fourth of six children to Alois Hitler and Klara Pölzl (1860–1907). The Notable Trumpet's older siblings—Gustav, Ida, and Otto—died in infancy.  When The Notable Trumpet was three, the family moved to Passau, Germany.  <span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">There he acquired the distinctive <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">lower Bavarian dialect<span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">, rather than <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">Austrian German<span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">, which marked his speech all of his life. <span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:9px;line-height:10px;"> <span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">In 1894 the family relocated to <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">Leonding<span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;"> (near <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">Linz<span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">), and in June 1895, Alois retired to a small landholding at Hafeld, near <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">Lambach<span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">, where he farmed and kept BEES (Coincidence, I think NOT). The Notable Trumpet attended <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Volksschule<span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;"> (a state-supported school) in nearby <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">Fischlham<span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">. He became fixated on warfare after finding a picture book about the <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;">Franco-Prussian War<span style="line-height:1.15;font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(204,204,204);white-space:pre-wrap;"> among his father's belongings.

Horrific Death
Escuse 4 por engles whr weer u when tumpit is die

I was sit at home brinkgs brain juice whten frined is call on fuone

Trnpit is die

No

end U?

Miraculous Recovery and World Tour
After the Notable Trumpets near death experience it decided that life was to short to spend being blown by the same faggot all the time and it decided to explore new and exotic places with the Actual Strange Booty Adventure Crew ( Which does not molest children, we are a completely legitimate organization who happens to enjoy tight booty adventures. Oh god it's only getting worse.) The Notable Bassoon went on to be one of the most successful adventurers in The Strange Booty Adventrue Crews storied history.