Ogrezord Vega Ricardo

Ogrezord Vega Ricardo had a simple life, a Yeezus loving and later Cthulhu loving life, until March 27, 2003. Before that faithful day he was known simply as Vegazord Ricardo Quaad. He now lives a life seeking out the Ogrelord as a prophet Shrekology and Ogretheism. And later fought in the War of the Darkness.

The Onioning
The Onioning, the name of the day March 27, 2003, the day that Ogrezord was converted to the almighty Ogrelord. Before this day Ogrezord lived a life in peace with a belief in Yeezus. He believed in Yeezus until June 12, 1982 when he found Cthulu. He peacefully believed in Cthulhu untul March 27, 2003, the Onioning, a day that would forever change young Ogrezord's life. Ogrezord bare witness to the Ogrelord's first testiment, Shrek. He felt something, a power he never felt with his belief in Cthulhu. Young Ogrezord quickly converted, and changed his name from Vegazord Ricardo Quaad to Ogrezord Vega Ricardo. And since that day he has proclaimed himself a prophet of Shrek, and always shoves his beliefs down the throats of non believers.

The War of the Darkness (2008 - present)

The War of Darkness is a bitter war in Estonia being fought by the Parrots (an organization of Samoli Pirates) and the West Analogues (a group of freedom fighting Americans). Ogrezord became involved in the war in 2009 when the Parrots leader, Lee Pepper, foolishly and openly stated, "Shrek is Drek." This was a mistake that Pepper would soon regret. Ogrezord declared a Jihad and began his shrekoning like no other. In 2012 Ogrezord had to take a hiatus however because of matters back in the states. The Ogrezord has over 300 confirmed kills and is well trained in gorilla warfare and is the top sniper in the West Analogues. Ogrezord plans on returning "Wake me when you need me"