Lunch Table For Special Needs



Before the collapse of Zwag's Tight Ass, the villagemen of Hannenheim dined peacefully at a smooth, wooden table, where they ate their food calmly like gentlemen. Not a bug could be bothered with the politeness of the dining citizens.

The Tragedy At Hannenheim

After the tragedy, everyone went fucking retarded and could no longer dine like a normal being. The emotional trauma and radiation poisoning caused by Zwag's booty collapsing led to all citizens being unable to keep their stupiditity in their heads.

A select group was especially retarded, and this table was labelled the "Lunch Table for Special Needs". Whether it's throwing a banana, spilling milk, eating a spoon, or mixing food to a paste, the special needs table will look as autistic as possible and put shame on the coping victims at Hannenheim.

Chilli Day
Please don't go near the special needs table during chilli days.