Joe Hansen

Joe "Otaku Weeabo" Hansen is an animu loving young Christian boy who loves to give praise to Jesus for his great sacrifice for all mankind at any occasion. One thing you will never hear Joe say is that anything a scientist says is true because he knows that all they do is cook up crackpot theories in an attempt to disprove Gods existence because they are arragont satanist who are jealous of Gods greatness.

The beginning (1918-1924)
Joe became involved with the fledgling Actual Strange Booty Adventure Crew after World War One, and set the violent tone of the movement early, by forming the Sturmabteilung (SA) paramilitary. Catholic Bavaria resented rule from Protestant Berlin, and Joe at first saw revolution in Bavaria as a means to power - but an early attempt proved fruitless, and he was imprisoned after the 1923 Munich Beerhall Putsch. He used the time to produce Mein Kampf, in which he argued that the effeminate Jewish-Christian ethic was enfeebling Europe, and that The Actual Strange Booty Adventure Crew needed a man of iron to restore itself and build an empire. He decided on the tactic of pursuing power through "legal" means.

Joe Doesn't Care About Black People.
He just doesn't okay.

All Time Joe and Breakout Hits
Strange Booty Music's own All Time Joe's debut record "I Hope You Guys Buy My New Album" went quintuple platinum and swept the Grammy Awards. It was such a resounding hit that all other music producers in the world gave up hope and promptly offed themselves. This action was widely applauded by pretentious music fans the world over. When asked about All Time Joe's Success lead man Joe Hansen said "I have painfully average genitalia!" Unfortunately due to differences within the band Joe had a falling out with his displaced reality alternates and was forcibly removed from the band to make way for Joe a new up and coming superstar and future of the band.