Tube Kanoftuboie

The real Tube. OG swag master XL master race of tubes.

Incoherent Babblings of a Madman
He was an ordinary man writen in the books of a scribbled on page. Such a page that it was never to be spoken of, so sacred that even the gods of heaven and hell could not dare whisper the words of the scribbled page. Tube, the catchiest pokémon out there. No other like him. A dangerous fedora is what he was. Don't touch this said his body, his eyes said lay your hands all over such a masterpiece  known as a cake. For he was not infact the cake that you would touch, but a fedora, so you could feel a good looking cake, but not the Tube. What his eyes really said was... Im a sophisticated railroad piece so please do not drive safely on roads. In the end. Tube was the man of choice to go sight seeing with, the idealistic person for destroying bricks with a hammer, and helping people defeat major boss levels. You are mistaken please leave.

The Sacared Parchment
Get out.